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Training

9/12/2017

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My child is potty training right now, so I thought I would take a moment to share this truly awful image of two children sharing an intimate moment together. That's a lot of sharing and a lot of moments, which is exactly what potty training is all about.

Spending this kind of quality time with my child is actually quite fun. Something that we take for granted on a daily, almost hourly, basis is new and exciting to a child who is used to crapping in diapers and then continuing to play with said crap intact.

I don't ever remember teaching my cart or dog (or fish?!) how and where to crap, it seems to be more instinctual. Sure, the cat pisses on the bed occasionally, and while Oscar is most definitely a good boy, he does have his accidents. But I wonder more about this elephant-esque ability to understand something like going potty, and be generally pretty decent at it, without anyone showing them how (or maybe they were shown a few times, I was just not present for said demos).

Poop for thought, as it were. Happy Tuesday.


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A Better Sink

9/7/2017

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You know how when you're cleaning the bathroom, and you come to the part when you have to clean behind the sink, and you just mash your sponge/rag behind there, but it doesn't quite go all the way through the gap, so you have to attack it from the other side, and then you get that feeling that you just pushed some bathroom dirt around and didn't actually clean it?

I hate that feeling.

Someone should invent a little ramp that goes behind the sink so that: a) the bathroom dirt always rolls down hill, and b) there are no gaps that are smaller than your hands.

Happy Thursday.

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